This is the first part of our 100 best and funniest jokes. See how far you can go with a straight face, we dare you ;-). I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
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A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
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The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
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